dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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