In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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