dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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