so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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