FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
I said "one day" and that day is not today
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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