You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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