i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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