We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
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I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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