I just pynch a tree in the face
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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