And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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