Whoa Z and x make the same sound
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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