Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
only you would photoshop your dick
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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