When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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