brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
