I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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