I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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