ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
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I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
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I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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