so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
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well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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