i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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