White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
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Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
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