Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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