my mouth tastes like poor choices
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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