Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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