I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
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with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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