just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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