I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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