He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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