Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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