So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
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Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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