Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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