Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
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I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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