Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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