in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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