He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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