If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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