the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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