I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
