Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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