Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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