Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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