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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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