North Korea, Best Korea!
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
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i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
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I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
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