Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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