She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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