He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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