After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
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WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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