he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Randomize
