You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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