ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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