To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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