The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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