he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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