return my video game
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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