Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I wish i was in the wii world.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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