Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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