Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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