He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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