I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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