He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Michael Bay diarrhea
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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